Rude Joke

Its xmas eve.

The little boy & the mum r in the kitchen and the mum is cutting the turkey when she cuts herself with the turkey knife, "FUCK!" the little boy looks at her,
"what does that mean mummy?" he asks, the mum thinks,
"it means cutting the turkey," she says and re boy nods & goes to find his sister in her room.

The sister has just broken up wit her boyfriend and calls him a 'bitch' the little boys looks at her and says 'what does that mean?' and the sister says 'grandma, because she's coming tomorrow' and the boy nods again and goes to find his dad.

Dads in the bathroom shaving and cuts himself with the shaver and says 'shit' and the little boy looks at him and says 'what does that mean daddy?' and the dad thinks then says 'grandpa as he's coming tomorrow'.

So the next day (Xmas day) the little boy answers the door and says 'hi bitch, hi shit, mums in the kitchen fucking the turkey'!!! So funny!! My friend told it to me in maths