Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
- Cave Johnson
Words to live by
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I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, Iām only trying to live longer so I can eat more cheese and drink more wine. ~Ricky Gervais.
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. ~Kevin James.
Actual Sign in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.".
I used to love this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone, later I found out that she was keeping me on hold..
You called me a bitch. A bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment. ;) -Unknown.
Sanity is relative, but not my relative. - me.
When people say " You Know You Love Me" it's probably cos they want something!!. :/.
If at first you don't succeed, return to bed with a packet of hobnobs. Subsequently, endeavour to consume the entire packet of aforementioned hobnobs with a singular receptacle of tea.
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