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@InvaderAze

Thanks For The Compliment

You called me a bitch. A bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment. ;) -Unknown.

@weazul

Sanity is relative, but not my relative. - me.

@lucy

You Know You Love Me

When people say " You Know You Love Me" it's probably cos they want something!!. :/.

@clementallen

"either move or get out of the way".

@clementallen

"that accordian player is really quite good but if he plays Thomas the Tank Engine one more time I'm gonna kill him.".

@Alys124

Leonardo diCaprio

Is it just me or is Leonardo diCaprio's acting in 'Titanic' pretty cheesy?!?.

@clementallen

Charlie: "oh yeah, five's an odd number isn't it?".

@hallofrumors

On Hold

I used to love this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone, later I found out that she was keeping me on hold..