@Alys124

Leonardo diCaprio

Is it just me or is Leonardo diCaprio's acting in 'Titanic' pretty cheesy?!?.

@clementallen

Charlie: "oh yeah, five's an odd number isn't it?".

@chrisrowlands

Poetry

Do not use poetry, art or music to get into a girls pants. Use it to get into her head..

@soulofaman

All My Life

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific..

@rjgayle

Ice Cream

When love does not find you, ice cream is a good replacement..

@RachTheWriter

How To Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

"Oh, it's very simple, really. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.

@mariadevlin

Important

"Right this is important!" "How do we deside?" Rock, paper, Sissors!.

@clementallen

"that accordian player is really quite good but if he plays Thomas the Tank Engine one more time I'm gonna kill him.".