Gym

@hallofrumors

Bar Sign

Actual Sign in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.".

@hallofrumors

On Hold

I used to love this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone, later I found out that she was keeping me on hold..

@InvaderAze

Thanks For The Compliment

You called me a bitch. A bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thanks for the compliment. ;) -Unknown.

@weazul

Sanity is relative, but not my relative. - me.

@lucy

You Know You Love Me

When people say " You Know You Love Me" it's probably cos they want something!!. :/.

@clementallen

"either move or get out of the way".

@clementallen

"that accordian player is really quite good but if he plays Thomas the Tank Engine one more time I'm gonna kill him.".

@ktwblack

So True ^_^

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. ~Kevin James.