To Stephen

ckahn • 353 followers

I want to have your babies
Your hair, my looks, And that wit,
they'd be so perfect!
I can't get over it.
Let me be your nation
You don't need any others.
We'll stay in bed and swoon all day
I'll be your only lover.
You make me laugh
I wish you'd make me moan.
Groan, moan, bone all day
Just call me on the phone.
I see you at night
but only sometimes on the T. V.
I've got a crush on you Stephen Colbert. I wish you had one on me.

#celebrity-crush #comedy-poem #fan-obsession #general #pop-culture #unrequited-love

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Comments & Feedback (9)

May 10, 2012 at 11:06 AM

In love??? Wow!!

May 10, 2012 at 2:16 PM

@salettesiao ha ha! No. Just a celebrity crush. Have't had one since I was 12 (Davey Jones- RIP). I'm just enjoying it.

May 13, 2012 at 11:27 PM

@ckahn Haha great. My aunt loves him too, she named her cat after him!

May 13, 2012 at 11:59 PM

@ashhkat that's great! I'm jealous. She gets to pet Stephen every day

May 14, 2012 at 12:09 AM

@ckahn Haha yes!

May 14, 2012 at 9:13 AM

@ckahn no idea who he is but I loved the the "I'll be your nation" hahaha ;-) x

May 14, 2012 at 2:11 PM

@smellyfingers he plays a conservative news man. His satire of the news is hilarious. He addresses his viewers as "nation"

May 14, 2012 at 2:13 PM

@ckahn oh I see hahaha I had some peculiar image in my mind on that line, loool

May 30, 2012 at 5:21 AM

@ashhkat tell your aunt that Colbert made Maxim magazines top 100 list of most beautiful. In at number 69! Too funny!

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