My First Ever Limerick

@brighty

The First Thing To Write....

The first thing to write, Is often hard to ignite, Nice and slow, A little info. Hello my name is David Bright..

@rjkbars

There once was a girl named paige. Who dreamed of being onstage. But when she looked at the script. Her part had been stripped. And her lines now filled less than a page..

@rjkbars

A flea and a fly in a flue (chimney). Were caught so what could they do. Let us flea said the Fly. Said the Flea let us fly. So they flew through a flaw in the flue (chimney)..

@diablos4

Man From Peru

I've heard of a man from Peru Whose limericks end on line two.

@diablos4

College Professor

There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor..

@puffy1980

Problem Jane

Dirty Rhyme DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED. Jane had a problem down below, Her pussy lips hung way to low. Her doctor was dishy, He said "your fishy". He told her her lips had to go!.

@diablos4

Saint

There once was an artist named Saint, Who swallowed some samples of paint. All shades of the spectrum Flowed out of his rectum With a colourful lack of restraint.

@Stenataar

Limerick

I've drawn a line in the sand with a stick, This rhyme will be structured and purposefully quick. This line is truncated So with this one it is mated, And I've called the whole thing limerick..