Scientific wife

@razztazz

To The Heart

The quickest way to their heart is through their chest. Flawless victory, fatality!.

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@peaceloveice

A Pickup Line

Hey hon, you must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real. :).

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@aphylls

Twitter

I just got to class and I'm checking my Opuss, everyone around me is checking their Twitter..is it bad that I feel special?.

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@Seamonster

A chemist walks into a bar

Bartender says "What'll it be?" The chemist asks "do you have any sodium?" The bartender sighs "Na".

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@Seamonster

Drugs

The instructions on the side of box said not to drive, operate big machines or drink alcohol. It said nothing about using root privileges. Uh-oh..

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@gulidifly

don't be a geek

look at him and see him licking his lips for the lesson Friday last lesson i can't stopping myself to the countdown but the geek is stating to cry for more after school lessons thanks.

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@aphylls

Meows of Valor

The Opuss notification sound is really starting to grow on me..!!.

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@gimleteyes

OK

When You realize the word OK is a tiny man tipped over there is no turning back..

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