My World

Peace in my land, no wars, no conflict, no religion. Comfort and support would come from friends, acquaintances and family. Death would be death and birth would be birth. No regret or tears, a celebration of life lived and a new life given.

Children are safe to play in the streets, in the meadows or in the valleys. There is no need for crime. Communities are at one and united with an understanding of different.

There is no money, payment is in goods, skill or knowledge. Just simple barter. There is no greed, there is no "I want". It is a simple life full of contentment and joy.

There would be no 24hour media and communication. People would TALK to each other. Conversations would flow. Children would PLAY outside. Use their imagination and enjoy their world.

Rivers flow with clean fresh water, alive with fish and spawn. I would wake up every morning to the sound of life and snow capped mountains from my window. I would welcome the unpolluted rain on my window and my land.

Food would be plentiful and natural. There would be no excesses, no obesity.

Animals would not be in fear of extinction. A respect for each others space and environment.

There would be lush green forests full of wonder and adventure. Birds would sing high upon thee trees.

There would be music and laughter. People would age gracefully and the elderly would be respected and cared for. Children would learn from there stories.

However..... Also in my world there would also be some rules. But I feel they would be important for my total enjoyment of life:

1. Men would not dye there hair. End of. Look at pre silver fox Tom Jones.

2. Women with grey hair would also not be allowed to dye their grey hair brown. Reason... It always looks orange

3. Women must have regular bra fittings. Especially if they are blessed with large bosoms, therefore outlawing the quadruple boob.

4. Junior Cluedo would not exist. There would also be a ban on "junior" games.

5. Women would not be allowed to flaunt their curves in jeans too small with tops also too small. Therefore the outlaw of blatant muffin tops.

6. There would be no "Jacamo" for men too lazy to eat well or lets face it move. Blatant displays of beer bellies in summer in public would be outlawed.

7. Elasticated waisted trousers would also have no place in my world.

8. Regular waxing would be required for men with obscenely hairy backs. Although we would live in harmony and accept different. It's scary when you see one swimming in the water.

9. Dogs have four legs and they can walk. Total ban on toy dogs being carried in hand bags.

10. ......

What would you like to see as number 10?