You appear without warning
Grumble all day
Leave me horizontal
Please go away
Did I catch it from school
Or maybe soft play
Wish folk would wash their hands
Then it wouldn't stray
So not only am I sick
But the little one is too
Trying to cook tea
When I'm feeling so blue
The other half
Is on another night out
So Im here cleaning up vomit
While he's out and about
Thank goodness, for my eldest
He really is a star
Feeding the little un
And helping from afar.
Two day hangover
Wasn't due to the drink
It certainly didn't help
Now I really stink.
Its spreading like wild fire
Through the schools
Another teacher off
Hey puke rules.
So the message from me
As I lay here in bed
Is WASH those hands
Or the virus spreads!
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Feeling alone and sorry for myself.
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