What Is Brown And Sticky?

@alexandra123

Dont Do It

Positive:Nike just do it. Negative:Sike don't do it. As from diary of a wimpy kid..

@lollypopemma

bannanas in pjs coming down the stairs, bannanas in pjs coming down in pairs, bannans in pjs coming down the stairs because their own fart pushed them.

@meggy

Q.What's green and hangs in a tree. A. Giraffe snot !!!!!!!haha.

@meggy

Q.What's brown and sticky A. Poo!!!!!!!!haha.

@rjkbars

Day Dreaming

My friend told me to stop day dreaming so much. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn..

@dewday0483

I WANNA BE A PIE

A guy is going to eat a pie Guy: I wanna be a pie Later on he's a pie Wife: honey no.

@joeyoebo14

Story's High

Q. Which is the tallest building A. A library because it's so many story's high.

@alexandra123

Yo Mamma!

Yo Mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whale start singin "we r family".