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The Dark

Part 3 of ?

John had arrived in his battered old transit van with coat hanger antenna in a ploom of thick smoke that was even visible in the darkness. Ian watched him park in his next door neighbour's parking space and get out his van with what looked like a foot long joint in his mouth. Ian rolled his eyes into the back of his head and opened the front door.
'You took your time John, where are your tools?'
'What the fuck do I need tools for, it's not like we're going to work is it you muppet, and I tell you something else, it's gone fucking mental out there mate, so much for the army taking control. It's like the riots all over again, I was lucky to get through, I had to take the back roads. But least I got an eighth off tattooed Tim on the way, here have a blast of some of this shit'
Ian had a couple of puffs and blew two thick smoke rings into the sky. He couldn't help but notice how beautiful the night sky was looking, with no clouds in the sky, the stars were out in their thousands covering the jet black sky with a milky haze. The moon looked like it was trying its best to replace the Sun, a huge white ball that was casting unnatural eerie shadows on everything it's light encountered.

'Ive got a plan John. We need to board up my windows with lagging in between the boards and windows, it's gonna get fucking taters in a couple of days. I've got a full water tank in the loft but not much food, we need to go on a mission for supplies'
'Sweet mate, where we going looting, tescos?
'Not quite mate, Homebase'
John coughed out a plume of smoke
'Homebase!!! Are you aving a giraffe'.

To be continued....

glen

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International phenomenon β„’ terrible poems with terrible jokes, I don't know what I'm thinking as I've been on the smokes...

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Really enjoying this and still want to read more πŸ‘πŸ‘

@sarahgamal thanks Sarah I haven't a clue where it's going haha I think it's going to turn into a rip off of Shaun of the dead but without the zombies lol πŸ˜‚β˜•

@glen πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I think that's why it's good. I know that u don't know where u r going with this that's why I like it

@sarahgamal ha I know, did you understand the slang words I use in conversation, must seem quite strange I imagine πŸ˜ƒπŸƒ

@glen like which ones u mean? I read it fine.... Was in international school then university here mannn and traveling all my life. So not that "foreign" and don't worry I usually ask if there is something I don't understand 😁😁😁

@sarahgamal ha I know this your very smart, I meant when I said its going to get 'taters' which is rhyming slang from my part of England 'taters and mould' means cold, also I used 'are you having a giraffe' same thing, means are you having a laugh. But your so smart you probably worked it out πŸ˜ƒπŸƒπŸ’¨

Ex lived a big part of his life there. So I got it 😁 didnt lose his humor but I Americanized his accent to understand 😈

That square was the purple smiling devil πŸ‘Ό

Haha love this story look forward to more πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜˜

@sjw thanks a lot πŸ˜ƒ I might throw it open to see if anyone else wants to write a chapter πŸ˜ƒπŸŽΈ

Keep going mate! Only you can see this tale out! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ»

@leelee101 ha cheers mate but it could go on for weeks lol there's only a couple of hours passed and I'm on part 3 already, the suns supposed to be gone for 3 weeks 😳 it could turn into a book lol a lame one at that πŸ˜‚

@glen mate we'll read it, you know it! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»

Refreshing to read some dialogue that mirrors the way people actually speak. (A particular type of person obviously)

@rwjdodds cheers mate nice one, its how I speak pretty much lol I just write the way I talk lol πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘ŒπŸšΆ

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