When the victim in a horror film calls out, "is there anybody home?" it's not like the killers going to jump out and be like, "yeah just me! Want a sandwich?"
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You know I've always said this . . It's in loads of movies not just horror ones! As if anyone is gonna reply . . Oh yeah just me, I'm here to kill you just show yourself to me to save me hunting you down!!! Lol good point well made!!
I watched this rubbish horror movie the other day and it's just like, if they listened to me, they'd still be alive!
Totally. Or if you were in it with them! To be honest I probably wouldn't survive a horror movie, I have barely any common sense :-)
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