@StoryTeller

The Frog

Once there was a frog called Joe, He rested on a fat man's toe. He ran away, And today, Where he is nobody knows!.

@supbruh

My idol = Homer Simpson . . . . Oh yeah, and Einstein, Neil Armstrong, Shakespeare and Van Gogh..

@Mad4books

Sarcasm

heard the pixies at the bottom of her garden making plans to take over the world. Don't worry though, me and the giraffe are going to stop them.

@Mad4books

Bald

Attention all bald people : Never wear polo neck jumpers unless you are happy to look like a roll-on deodorant..

@beautifulsophie

This One Will Stink You Out

What did the burp say to the other burp. Let's be stinkers and sneak out the other end Pe you !!!!.

@beautifulsophie

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock Who's there. Boo Boo who. Don't cry, it's only a joke :) knock Knock who's there. Cows go Coed go who. No they don't they go moo.

@matilda

Why Do Mice Need Oil?

Because they squeak!!.

@StoryTeller

Nonsense

WARNING: this poem will make no sense... Leather jackets, And tennis rackets. New books, And good looks. Kind words, And smelly turds. Polluted air, And a comfy chair. Televisions, And crazy visions.