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Jack,Sarah And Dad

Dad:why are you sitting on a horse and writing.
Jack:our teacher has said that write a paragraph on your favourite animal that's why I am sitting on a horse and Sarah is sitting inside a goldfish bowl.

kahaf

@kahaf

I am a 5th grader and of 9 age.i like to read and write poems,stories and jokes and last year i have written a novel Zombies Attacks.i like fashion and like to paint and drawing.

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I have written this joke.

@kahaf well done