It's All About Rice

@awesome_angel

The Funny Thing About English

The funny thing about English is that teachers always tell you:. "Do NOT start a sentence with 'and'!". "Do NOT start a sentence with 'but'!". "Do NOT use 'said' AT ALL when someone speaks!".

@awesome_angel

The Funny Thing About Math

The funny thing about math is that teachers tell you: "When you times by 10, 100, or 1000, do not say you are adding a 0 on the end" But that's actually what you are doing.

@RockyGal

Doing Something

Sitting in the couch and just watching my cousin making foods and i'm like,he's so hard working and i'm just doing nothing but watching tv.We're kind of the opposite since i'm older than him, by the...

@Ragdoll

Math's X

Dear maths, I'm fed up of trying to find your "x"... just go look for her!.

@ashton_lj

Hi I am going to five you a joke A man walks into a bar ouch.

@chloe2292

The whole story : CHAPTER ONE.

@Onixea

My Super Amazing Movie

Friend: so what movie did you see with your boyfriend. Me: A movie about a small happy family expecting babies and the mum is murdered by a cold blood killer.

@ewieanggoro

kids: mum, we make shelters mum: ok. is there any water, electricity, and public facilities. kids: nope. but we have wifi... hmm..kids' priority in emergency area...thumbs up!!!.