Friend: so what movie did you see with your boyfriend?
Me: A movie about a small happy family expecting babies and the mum is murdered by a cold blood killer. The baby is taken away in its childhood years and the dad sets out on a wild adventure with a mentally ill woman.
Friend: wow dramatic! What was it called
Me: Finding Nemo
Friend: (face palm)
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I'm shy, until you get to know me.
What do you call a camel with 3 humps.
That's what kids do: get dirty, roll in junk, cut their tongues licking a cactus.
A stick..
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it..
My little bother :) Ok never mind my little bother :( Ok :) Ok :( :) :( It's like twiddling my thumbs :D.
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My bedroom was tidy but then I was born..
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