Akward...

@StoryTeller

I want to be 2 years old,. Get all the attention,. Scream for chocolate,. Wear a nappy,. Talk in baby language,. Laugh and fall over,.

@StoryTeller

Unexplainable

My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet. I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no.

@waynedoz

A Joke For A 5 Yr Old

Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf cow. A deaf cow who. (pause) Knock knock. Who's there. A deaf COW!. A deaf cow WHO?. (pause) KNOCK KNOCK!. Who's there?. A DEAF COW!!.

@xxxsamzxxx

Eggs

What happens to a egg when you send radiation through it. It gets scrambled!.

@hm0049

Why did the child cross the road. To get to the other slide.

@StoryTeller

Nonsense

WARNING: this poem will make no sense... Leather jackets, And tennis rackets. New books, And good looks. Kind words, And smelly turds. Polluted air, And a comfy chair. Televisions, And crazy visions.

@supbruh

My idol = Homer Simpson . . . . Oh yeah, and Einstein, Neil Armstrong, Shakespeare and Van Gogh..

@DaniDomino

Q. A man walked into a bar. A. OUCH!.