My baby cousin generally cannot understand that the world 'chocolate' doesn't mean carpet! I tried showing her an ACTUAL chocolate and she said 'no no no! You can't eat this!' and I said 'why?' and she said 'because mummy said you're not supposed to eat poo because tummy doesn't like it!' and I said 'this isn't poo!' and she said 'what is it?' I said 'it's chocolate!' and she pointed and the carpet and said 'but thaaats chocolate! You're getting it all wrong!' LOL
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