@fivefifteen

What's Brown and Sticky?

A stick..

@Seamonster

Pay For It

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it..

@fuzzydirks

Brother

My little bother :) Ok never mind my little bother :( Ok :) Ok :( :) :( It's like twiddling my thumbs :D.

@Stenataar

Ice Cream Van

When my children were small I used to tell them that the ice cream van used to play its tune when it had run out of ice cream.

@Sally_McK_1D

Akward...

I don't know what's more akward: Answering Dora, or sitting there while she stares at you....

@DaniDomino

Q. A man walked into a bar. A. OUCH!.

@StoryTeller

I want to be 2 years old,. Get all the attention,. Scream for chocolate,. Wear a nappy,. Talk in baby language,. Laugh and fall over,.

@brentbyington

What Kids Do

That's what kids do: get dirty, roll in junk, cut their tongues licking a cactus.