When my children were small I used to tell them that the ice cream van used to play its tune when it had run out of ice cream. One day when we were at the park my daughter tugged at my arm and said to me smiling "look Daddy, all those silly people are queuing at the empty ice cream van". We gave each other a knowing look and quickly moved on.
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