@Onixea

My Super Amazing Movie

Friend: so what movie did you see with your boyfriend. Me: A movie about a small happy family expecting babies and the mum is murdered by a cold blood killer.

@HeatherCraig

Oap

My bedroom was tidy but then I was born..

@jls37

What do you call a camel with 3 humps.

@brentbyington

What Kids Do

That's what kids do: get dirty, roll in junk, cut their tongues licking a cactus.

@fivefifteen

What's Brown and Sticky?

A stick..

@Seamonster

Pay For It

Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it..

@fuzzydirks

Brother

My little bother :) Ok never mind my little bother :( Ok :) Ok :( :) :( It's like twiddling my thumbs :D.

@chloe2292

The whole story : CHAPTER ONE.