Joke

@blabla

Joking

-knock,knock. -who's there. - buu. -buu who. -why are you crying?. XD ~blabla2012.

@RhiannonVeronica

On a scale from 1 to spongebob, how ready are you?.

@yts20

Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day. Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?.

@yts20

what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot. Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.

@yts20

Father: What did you do today to help your mother. Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces..

@sm-210

When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French..

@Pashizzle

Teacher: Ok class I want to know your names and your favourite hobbies. Child 1: I'm Herp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub. Child 2: I'm Derp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub.

@hettie5949

My Joke :-)

What sits in a pram and wobbles Jelly babies !!!!!.