@yts20

Father: What did you do today to help your mother. Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces..

@sm-210

When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French..

@Pashizzle

Teacher: Ok class I want to know your names and your favourite hobbies. Child 1: I'm Herp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub. Child 2: I'm Derp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub.

@mafeciita

Harry Potter Humor.

-I wasn't that drunk. - dude, you were hugging an old man screaming "dumbledore your alive". - I wasnt that drunk.

@lazylily1234

Jimmy And The Sax

Dad: Jimmy stop playing your saxophone or else I will go mad. Jimmy: you already are dad...I stopped an hour ago!.

@Eggy2000

Shoes

Miss: Alan you've got your shoes on the wrong feet!. Alan: But Miss these are the only feet I've got!!.

@gargar123

What Is Brown And Sticky?

A stick. A stick.

@yts20

what is an idiot?

Son: Dad, what is an idiot. Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.