Rap Battle

I thought I'd see if I could rap
A white guy rapping?
Why not dance tap?
I think I'd do better present wrapping.

But fuck it,
Here goes nothing.

So here I am on stage,
Waiting for the mic,
The other guy seem in a fit of rage
Looks like he's ready to fight.

This is a rap battle,
But I'm none the wiser.
For all I know this boy could be herding cattle.
I need a hip hop adviser.

I get boo off the platform,
Into laughs that resemble a sandstorm.
I don't think it's my time to shine,
Next time ill think twice before I try and rhyme.