Why My Family Is A Real- Live Sitcom: Part 3

@RemusLupin

Cats Eat Paper

Mr. P: Becky, where's your homework. Becky: I did it. Mr. P: Well where is it. Becky: My cat ate it. Mr. P: uh-huh. *writes 0 in grade book* Becky: MR. PALAZZO I DID MY HOMEWORK. MY CAT EATS...

@cajunmustang808

Life of Serena Abrams

Today has GOT to be the worst day of my life. Paisley Just is the popular girl. And so far, SHE'S JUST EMBARRASSED ME IN FRONT OF ALL WEST VALLEY HIGH. I can't believe her.

@loobustus

The lonely piazza One day their was two pieces of piazza in a box one salami, one plain. The. Plain one said " I'm just a plain piece of pizza and your so lucky your a salami piazza.

@anunkindnessofravens

A Short Story

There once was a man named Charlie. He was very short. The End..

@Gideon

John

John was a happy man, he lived in a shed, drove a lawn mower and had a nice red hat and a fishing rod. He had a peaceful life until the kids came round and threw him in the pond to drown.....

@Lolrayhashersay

Eats Shoots And Leaves

One day a panda walked into a bar. He ordered a lettuce sandwich and took a seat at a small table. When he had finished his meal he stood up and shot the man at the next table.

@LHenderson9

Be Honest

You've all at one point when running round a field in PE cutting the corners because your a fearless bastard.

@LHenderson9

Go To Your Room

Mom-go to your room. You- what where my warm bed, tv and Xbox is..