Blast it!
I've been caught!
This binge drinking girl,
Has been out witted at last!
There's a bottle of advoca
In our house.
No one drinks it really bar me.
I only do this when stressed or frazzled!
Little sort of "sips"
just something to enjoy!
Didn't think I took that much,
That the owners of the bottle would notice a difference!
3/4 isn't a lot, and it wasn't all at once!
But the thing that caught me out,
Was that my step dad drew a line along the bottles body, and I smudged it with my greedy hands!
Their confrontation wasn't anything laughable,
"Have you been drinking the advoca Molly, cuz I nor your mom have?"
My excuse,
"It was the cats!"
Like that worked.
But at least I know now to look for a line across any bottle of booze in our house....
I shan't be out witted like this again.....
(True story lol)
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