About last night
What a sorry sight
For my birthday bash
We all got lashed
Fun was had by all
Apart from my ankle, post fall
Lots of cards I had
My presents were rad
The wine was a flowing
The party we got going
Dancing in the aisles
Happy drunken smiles
We were laughing n dancing
Prancing and chancing
Blurry eyes and swaying
One of us straying
Some one shouted "Sambucca"
I thought "what the fooka"
I'm a vodka kinda girl
Sambucca makes me hurl
I refused point blank
My tummy gave thanks
I gave the drink away
To a girl called Faye
Then to my right, a face
It made my heart race
I gave a big laugh
A Declan Donnelly mask
My friend bought for me
It was hilariously funny
About last night
It could have been shite
But a fab time was had
For which I'm glad
No tantrums or tears
Just drunken cheers
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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