Had another fancy dress tonight
Dressed as something silly...damn right
The theme was things with 'W'..oh no
I didn't have a clue...what to go as I don't know?
But peeps who know me oh so well
What I will do, no one can ever tell
Although I've come back rather pissed
I can tell you I went as Walkers Crisps
I won the best female fancy dress
Although I'm now feeling a bit of a mess
Too much champagne has gone to my head
Too drunk to put myself to bed
So here I am rambling to all of you
Trying to sober up, yes it's true
I won't tell you how long this has taken to write
I am so very drunk to be trying to type
I apologise now to all you peeps right now
As I'm really being a silly drunken cow
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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I had a heavy duty bin bag and had been saving walkers crisps for weeks, cellotaped them on the front and back...bloody hot though!🔥🔥🔥
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