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Battlestar Fattica

I try this dress on
Too flippin tight
I suck it all in
With all my might
Why don't it fit?
I huff and puff
I've not eaten
Fatty stuff
I've been good
Eating healthy
Making Tesco
Very wealthy
Drinking water
6 cups a day
But i'm still
Size 12...no way!
It's a battle
Keeping trim
It's so hard
To be thin
I've got tits
And a bum
A curvy chick
Victorian tum
The battle goes on
Til I can fit
My curvy bod
And my tits
Into a 10
Happy days
It will be
Starving pays!!

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Haha brilliant! Love it :-)

@gazblend....thanks my lovely....but it's true....all this sun is making me show off more of my curves than I am comfortable with lol

Well good!!

@misslittleDHP go on the curves! Love it hun x 😉

Hahaha this is funny! But nothin wrong with being a size 12!!

Ah the bane of every 21st century woman...well every normal 21st century woman hehe but size 12's not big though 😉

Aw, we all feel like this, babe ;D nicely written! XD

@Munford @leelee101 @naaviie @Delilah @HeatherAnne ....I know I'm being silly...feeling a fatty today that's all....:):)

@misslittleDHP - but today is perfect ice cream weather!! Enjoy it! 😜

@misslittleDHP ah we all do at some point but @naaviie 's right get an ice cream in ye girl hehe great job by the way 😉

@Delilah - woop!

Chocolate feast it is then!@@naaviie @leelee101 ....thanks for the repost my lovelies xx

@Delilah I will my lovely...glad you like my fatty poem tee hee :):)

Love it! Curves=sexy 😽

@sjw...curves can be sexy just feeling very exposed in this hot weather!...thanks for the repost my lovely :):)xx

Great post , same happened to me :) great stuff 😊

@georgiacollard thank yooooou xx

@sjw thanks for the reposts sweetie xxxx

@puffy1980...thank you muchly for the repost:):):)

@misslittleDHP more then welcome!!

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