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Cook Up!!

How I love a chap who cooks
Naturally without the aid of books

One thing that's a big turn on
Is a fella who can cook up a song

If he can feed me real deep
Into bed I'll fall and not to sleep

He can cook all aphrodisiacs
Make me hot using his spice rack

I want to taste the very sublime
Make my stomach feel so fine

If he can cook up a storm
In bed is where recipes are born

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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I struggle with beans on toast (sigh)😥🍴🍞

Nice one. Although books can be spicy 😘😜

Hahaha this is brilliant 👍😄 😘😘

@TheCodsPollocks shame....sigh back...😔😔

@eddie12309 depends on the recipes Hun if you get my drift😜😝😜😝😉😉😉

@minxyMolly...mwah my sweet for the kind repost😍😘😍😘

Best place to cook up recipes I reckon 😜 👏😘

Hahaha love this, kind of has two meanings 💚😘✨

@sjw @naaviie ha ha ha...you are def on my wavelength ladies😉☺😉☺😉☺😉

@sjw a flower for the repost my sweet🌹🌹🌹🌹

@misslittleDHP Ok, dinners cooking, and I'm wearing my special chef's hat 😃👍

Brilliant writing 👍👏😊

Beans on toast float your boat ⛵🍞

Hoho! Sweet lil' recipe book eh Kim? 😉❤💋

I wouldn't want too many cooks👨in my kitchen, it would spoil my broth!!😱😜🍲😉...💛 this!!

🌟👏👏👏🌟my hubby worked under Mario Batali for one year before he was famous. I never cook anymore. I think it's Dans evil plan to keep me dependent on him😉 fun write! 💗💐💗

@Weirdwolf JUST THE CHEFS HAT RIGHT??....I'll be right over😉😉🍴🍸🍺

@Shaloo glad you liked it my sweet🌹🌹

@michga ha ha ha...very true...thanks for your fab comment my sweet🌹🌹🌹🌹

@glen if you chuck in a bit of Worcester sauce...I could be persuaded☺😉☺😉

@leelee101 this cookbook has all kinds of recipes in Hun and you should check out the utensils....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ckahn ooooooo you are one very lucky girlie...my hubby keeps saying he wants to learn to cook but alas I'm still waiting....I think as the kids get older and tea time isn't like feeding time at the zoo, I think he'll give it a bash!!☺😘☺😘☺😘

@michga @glen @Shaloo @Weirdwolf ...mwah my gorgeous peeps for the reposts😘😘😘😘✨💘✨

@azplend...mwah and a huggie for the repost my sweet💪💪💪💪😘😘😘😘

@misslittleDHP ooo! I'll have to get a set...keep 'em next to the whoopee cushion... 😂😂👍❤💋

@misslittleDHP I am new to all this and I am writing a story called Remembering Frankie. I was wondering if you could look t of for me and tell me what you think? I admire Your writing.

@leelee101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂what fun you'll have my sweet😉😉😉😉

@gazplend...mwah for the repost and a huggie💪💪💪😘😘😘

@misslittleDHP ..You're very welcome lovely!😘😉🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

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