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Pork Pie In My Eye

Passing a shop I walk on by
When WHACK..a pork pie in my eye!
I was brave, I didn't cry
Saw the offender and shouted "WHY?"
He said he saw me walking by
Thought it funny to throw a pie
I felt the tears swell in my eye
Then anger took hold, I grabbed the guy
I never meant for him to die
In his throat, a big pork pie
I'd pushed it in, I cannot lie
I shout " now he can't throw a pie"
RIP....goodbye...Mr Pork Pie Guy

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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@leelee101...THANKYOU for the repost of my silly poem today :):)xx

@misslittleDHP quite welcome x

Brilliant as usual 😽💞

😒 I thought it was a true story...for a moment.

Brilliant piece ;)@misslittleDHP

@sjw @unsuitableguy @kivihe thank you my sweets :):)

@unsuitableguy ...ha ha...I don't kill people my lovely, at least not on Thursdays! Ha ha!

@sjw thanks for this repost Hunni:):)

@misslittleDHP your welcome x

Hahaha great! Feeling better?

@naaviie yes much better today my lovely...hope all is ok your end! :):)xx

@naaviie also THANKYOU for the repost :):)

No problem!! Made me chuckle. Glad you're feeling better

So now we know the true identity of the Pork Pie Murderer! 😱 can I write Case #10 about you? Hehe 😉

@Delilah ha ha I love criminal minds...maybe they could do a story about me with The Hotchner and gang on the case...I wonder what they would come up with if they did a profile on me...ha ha!....thanks for the repost too my lovely xx

@misslittleDHP haha t'would be fascinating stuff 😉 and no problemo lovely

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