Passing a shop I walk on by
When WHACK..a pork pie in my eye!
I was brave, I didn't cry
Saw the offender and shouted "WHY?"
He said he saw me walking by
Thought it funny to throw a pie
I felt the tears swell in my eye
Then anger took hold, I grabbed the guy
I never meant for him to die
In his throat, a big pork pie
I'd pushed it in, I cannot lie
I shout " now he can't throw a pie"
RIP....goodbye...Mr Pork Pie Guy
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Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.
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@Delilah ha ha I love criminal minds...maybe they could do a story about me with The Hotchner and gang on the case...I wonder what they would come up with if they did a profile on me...ha ha!....thanks for the repost too my lovely xx
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