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Shoot Puke

I knew my Friday night was doomed
As the cloud of illness loomed
My little girl acts 18 but only 8
Was very quiet and in a state
She'd not been well all day long
A mothers instinct it is strong
I intended on a chilled out night
But sickness thought 'yeah right'
I'd had a great day, got myself a treat
Some funky shoes and a book to read
The third instalment of Mr Grey
So I could write part 2 of 'Fifty Shades of Wahey'
But oh no my daughter had other plans
Decides to throw up all over her hands
The sofa, her nightie and the floor
I'll write it down if I think of more
I'd just gave her some medicine too
That didn't just come back up...it flew
I asked her did she feel sick at all?
She said no as I walked to the door
Then I hear that horrible gurgly sound
Vomit was there to greet me I found
So tonight's really not been a hoot
With an 8 year old daughter who can shoot puke

misslittleDHP

@misslittleDHP

Writing has been my friend since a teenager...I laugh, cry, think, pretend, smile as I do it. I feel that I communicate better through my writing as in person I can appear a tad scatty.

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Ooo nasty hunny. Hope she feels better. Her heads not spinning is it? 👍😘😂

I wish mine was🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸😝😝😝😜😜😜

@leelee101 I'll get you a drink for that lovely repost Hun 🍺🍺

Yuuuuuk, only thing worse than being sick is clearing up someone else's!!! CHUNDE E E E E R!!!!!! 😰😖😝😷 Hope she's better soon xxxx

@MrsS thanks my sweet...💗💗💗💗

Oh no! My youngest is 42 but I still remember vividly how you make plans but a sick child scuppers them. I hope she is better soon and you can get back to Mr Grey! 😻

@crowncottage it always happens...I try not to make plans now...but I was soooo looking forward to my night with mr Grey...will def do it tomoz now...as my ankle is killing me now too...just going to take some ibuprofen before bed...mwah for the thoughts lovely lady...wish Tom well for me won't you?

@misslittleDHP yes I will. He had a slight stroke but hopefully he will fully recover, he's a tough old thing. It might curb his liquid excesses though, I hope so! ☺

@crowncottage awww bless him...I've not even met him...but he's a character, he's sounds a really wonderful chap💗💗💗

@misslittleDHP yes he is a character and I am sure you would like him! By the way, I hope your ankle gets better quickly, with your babies to run after you need to be fighting fit! 😽

@crowncottage sorry to hear about tom, prayers go out to him.

@misslittleDHP hope your baby is better so sweetpea.😘

@merlin1038 thank you xx

Poor thing! Both of you! 😝

Eeeeeeeewwwwwww 😖😰😷😱😲😢😣😝 I hope she feels better soon!

Sorry about that. Hope she feels better soon!

@merlin1038 thanks my darling.l.lshe was sick just the once and is fine this morning...very odd bless her...mwah😘😘😘😘

@ckahn @naaviie @nikujagagirl she is much better today my sweets...thank goodness!😃😃😃😘😘😘😘

Yey 😃😃

@misslittleDHP Yay! I'm so happy she's feeling better! :)

@nikujagagirl thanks my sweet..you are so kind🌷🌷

@misslittleDHP You're very welcome! And thank you so much by the way! :)

Aarghh! Both my girls had this a free weeks ago😖 Don't know whether s**t or puke is worse...😂😭😂😱

free read few !!

@Fly10 oh I hate it when my kids are ill...really brings me down😢

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