A Tipple

@Odd

..Walking Infection..

@naaviie There once was a man with a erection... Who didn't use protection. Herpies he caught, From the woman he sought... Now he's a walking infection. ©Odd.

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@MelchiorJ13

The Monday Blues

We are locked within denial, While this Monday runs its trial, As we drag our souls, Across these coals, And plaster half a smile.

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@anniegx

For Kat.

There once was a young girl named Kat, Who fell for a cute guy named Matt. When Matt said no and got with some Ho, Kat knew Matt was a twat..

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@anniegx

Jack

There once was a strange boy named Jack, Who carried a rather large sack. When asked “What’s inside?” He opened it up wide- No-one who looked came back..

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@Odd

Imaginary Friend

There was once a omen called God. Who was invisible, couldn't poke with a rod. Worshiped by all, They felt like fools. As he was imagined, made up, by Tod. ©Odd.

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@syazman

The Locked Chest

My money is kept in a chest, The lock is far better than best, It's lock is pure gold, And incredibly old, But a thief stole the chest and ran west..

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@nikujagagirl

The girl from Maine

There once was a girl from Maine, who was completely insane. She sang all day long, a ridiculous song. Now in my ears there's a horrible pain!.

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@BubblezGum

Ununderstandable

There was once an old lady, Who Loved Paul o Grady, And even stranger, She loves serious danger.

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