Hobo

Dear Hobo (former super star)

There's no need to sleep in your car when you have this lush big house. I set the codes for dates you know, like the first day we met, you know caught on camera may the eighth. For the gate is our first date, my court order issued tenth of October.

Please come inside. Let me run you a nice hot bath. I'll sing to you as you sink, into the bubbly blissful heat. I'll pour for you a glass of wine, laced with roofie as you unwind.

And when you drift off, in bed I'll give you a toss. Then we can cuddle for a while. I'll be sure to go before you rise.

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