Kidnapper

Dear Kidnapper

Or psycho captor. It's not TLC if I'm held against my will in this prison cell.

I will never say I love you or that we're meant to be. It never will be true, no ending happily.

Please let me go before its too late. Perhaps if you comply we can be mates. Free me now and charges I won't press. It's illegal and the judge and jury won't be impressed.

The photoshop pictures of us together are not helping at all in this matter. Who did you really holiday in Egypt, I've never been there, never seen the pyramids. I've never gone to space or travelled anywhere far. Where did you get the idea to edit us having a candle lit diner on mars?

I've had enough of this - it's absurd. Your craziness has no words. You do things unheard.

Let me go please, I'm trapped!

The victim (Superstar, kidnapped)