Date: 25 Dec 2011
Time: 2:00pm
Convicted: Mum
Witnesses: Children
Crime: Pudding Glasses
Report:
It was during Christmas dinner 2011, that the assailant stood before her family to serve the Christmas pudding wearing the item in question.
Glasses on a string! What a silly thing. The poor (grown up) children were brought to tears that she felt the need to wear them.
In her defence she explained she needed them to see what she was doing. They helped her with her serving. Called them her "Pudding Glasses".
Charged by PCI Spandix of the fashion police she still refuses to give them up.
The children don't like Christmas pudding but this year they're looking forward to a good laugh.
Recommendation:
No pudding glasses unless you are really old. Not even my gran wears them and she's in her 90s!
Pudding glasses may be worn for extreme sports (like trampolining) when loss of glasses is a real possibility for those under 100 years of age. Extreme sports (like cartwheeling) are not recommended for anyone over 100.
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