Tinsel Tits

I'm going to bring the festivities on with glee
Behave without an inch of dignity

I'm going to sing and stand on a chair
With bauble earrings and glitter in my hair

I'm going to drink an awful amount of Spiced Rum
More than likely, spend a lot of time on my bum

I want to eat a load of yummy scrummy chocs
Sprouts with bacon bits, nice, give me the trots

I want to play games with the kids on the Wii
Kick everyone's ass at ten pin bowling...yippee!

Wearing my saucy Santa suit is always a hit
To add a bit of bling, I put tinsel on my tits

Dancing stupidly around in my kitchen
Like I said, dignity and inhibition, I'm ditching

Making silly home movies, to cringe at later
My Glo'shire accent, will say hi, just you wait errr!

I will proudly embarrass my kids with festive flair
From my 19 year old, I'll no doubt get a deadly stare

I want to sing xmas songs and Auld Lang Syne
Probably make up my own words due to mulled wine

There will be the xmas spirit within the air
Not just because of the candles burning everywhere

I'm going to pop party poppers and make a big mess
Spray silly string EVERYWHERE and not get stressed

I want me and my family to have a damn good time
You may get to hear all about it with another rhyme!

©Kim Brown 10th December 2012