Day 2: Chocolate Rabbit

The children awake,
For advents sake,
At 6 'o clock in the morning.

A chocolate rabbit,
Pushed up my nose,
While I was happily snoring.

'How many days now?!'
'How many days now?!'
They babble and bleep.

'23!' I scream, '23!'
'Now get back to sleep'

They jump on my head,
Get into my bed,
And nag me to make decorations,

'It's Sunday' , I beg
'It's Sunday' , I beg
But they ignore my remonstrations.

'Go back to your room,
It's not school day remember?'

'But Dad', they plead,
'It's the second day of December!'

I eat the chocolate rabbit,
And his chocolate limbs I do dismember.