Who Am I?

"Who am I?" I hear you ask
To answer this is quite a task
I do not fit into any box
I am individually quite lost

I maybe slim but love my food
People ask me what I do
I'm afraid I don't work out
If I don't eat I will flake out

I love to eat chocolate and cheese
I like vinegar on almost everything
I don't like drinks that are sugary
Breakfast is my favourite meal

I like to watch girlie rom-coms
I believe in the impossible
I day dream, think outside the box
Things I've said, all sense is lost

I'm happiest when I am writing
I wish I could do it full time
But by day I am an Assessor
I model for pro-photographers

I maybe married but still I'm flirty
I often shock people by talking dirty
I blame it on my naughty red hair
Or feeling sexy in matching underwear

I'm not much of a drinker
I'm always quitting as a smoker
When I go out I love to grind
A dirty dancer all the time

I have two cats, Eve and Grace
In my heart they have their place
In bed I love to watch box sets
Munching out, then having sex

With my husband we watch anime
At the PC almost everyday
I put my feet up on his lap
He massages away my stress and aches

Married one year out of twelve
Longer than my parent's love dwelled
Growing up was not an easy time
Plenty of chances to go wild

My teen years were pretty reckless
I'm proud I survived and amazed
I try to have no regrets
I've learned to love being myself

I'm scared of wriggly worms
No head, no legs, no bones
I'm not too keen on hairdressers
At your ears with their sharp scissors

I am me with no category
I cannot be defined
But I hope you get to know me
And like the randomness you find