Old Mary and Billy, 84 years old wake up and Mary says,"hey Billy, I got two Viagra, fancy it?" "go on then Mary" says Billy. Half hour later Mary says "fancy some breakfast?". "I'm ok Mary" says Billy.
Two hours later Mary says "fancy some lunch?".
"no thanks Mary" says Billy.
4 hours later Mary says, "you must be hungry, fancy some dinner?"
"no thanks Mary I'm fine"
"well" said Mary, "can you stop shagging me so I can have some toast!"
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