@Tizzy

Jack Whitehall Quote #2

~From "Mock the Week"; Series 10, Episode 5 - 'Unlikely Questions From This Year's Exams' scene~ "Poetry. Isn't it all a bit gay?!".

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@Tizzy

Right Here Right Now; Quote #1

~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".

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@anniegx

Overheard

Well I suppose if you.... No I must stop designing the jelly toilet....

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@anniegx

Overheard2

I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.

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@anniegx

Overheard3

Boy (to girl): When I'm with you I find it really easy to switch off....

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@JessieH

:/

That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.

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@Junioo

When Life Gives You...

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

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@ren360

Butt...

"Ooh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt!" ~Sheldon, Finding Nemo..

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