Bank Holiday Fun

Lovely day for a walk through the usual patch..

Random questions /jobs/request of the day.

1. Excuse me, kids have tied string across the road and i was wondering what i should do?

Reply: Untie it?

2. My bike is broke, can you fix it?

Reply; Flat tyre.

3. Can you tell me where the local shop is?

Reply: Over there. ( pointing to the shop 10 metres away that they have just passed)

4. My son has taking the tv controller and wont give it back..

And my favourite;

5. My friend gave me some weed. I smoked some of it, but threw the rest in the bin. My other friend has since now stolen it from me after i found out i could have made money from selling it. I want them done.