@Mad4books

Eastenders

A man is watching TV and her wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders".

@tbhg92

Men & Women

Q- why were men invented. A- coz vibrators can't buy rounds. Q- why were women invented. A- coz sheep can't cook..

@ennaytee

Were you born on a farm. Because you really know how to raise a cock!.

@Andy_Hayhurst

Oxfam

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man the ability to catch his own fish and he falls asleep in the sun and gets sunstroke.... Fuck you Oxfam!... Fuck you!.

@evilcaz

Awesome

Go to Google Maps Search for 'Dennett Place, Delta, BC, Canada' Look at the Postal Code Laugh.

@daniella10

A man said to the doctor " doctor. Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains the doctor replied"pull your self together"..

@desorton

The Linguist

The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised." She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised.

@tbhg92

Sick Joke

Q- what's red and runs up your leg. A- a homesick period..