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@SeeingSpots

George Bush Quotes.

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "More and more of our imports come from overseas" "I'm the master of low expectations.".

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 1

Harry didn't usually lie in bed reading his text books, that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way..

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 4

Ha haa. To bad boys. You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt.

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 5

"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar".

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quotes 8

"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's nit allowed to use magic.... we've got no chance" - Fred Weasley.

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@jan3601

I'm Not Short

I'm not short, I'm fun size!.

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@33lopn78

I Am A Dwarf

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.

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@Marleys_Ghost

Oxymoron

I am a narcoleptic insomniac..

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