Harry Potter Quotes 8

@InkyPiano

Drunk

It's a common misconception that when you're utterly drunk, you fall over a lot. WRONG. When you're drunk, the floor comes up to hit you in the face. -Anonymous.

@jan3601

I'm Not Short

I'm not short, I'm fun size!.

@33lopn78

I Am A Dwarf

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.

@33lopn78

I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm just like, "Bitch, this isn't high school musical!".

@AnonLifeliver

"LOL"

lol - Someone just found what you said funny. LOL - Someone is laughing at you.

@nikujagagirl

Quote of my dad #5

The Spanish: They're just the Italians but with an S in front of it..

@tattyteddy

Mad Hatter

The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am..

@Hermione28

Doctor Who Quote 3

"Oh turn it off, I'm breaking in not out. This is River Song back in her cell. Oh, and I'll take breakfast at the usual time. Thank you." - River Song.