"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar"
Professor McGonogall cleared het throat loudly
"Er, but maybe this is not the time........No!" - Albus Dumbledore
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"Oh turn it off, I'm breaking in not out. This is River Song back in her cell. Oh, and I'll take breakfast at the usual time. Thank you." - River Song.
It's a common misconception that when you're utterly drunk, you fall over a lot. WRONG. When you're drunk, the floor comes up to hit you in the face. -Anonymous.
I'm not short, I'm fun size!.
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.
I hate when I'm singing a song and someone joins in... I'm just like, "Bitch, this isn't high school musical!".
lol - Someone just found what you said funny. LOL - Someone is laughing at you.
The Spanish: They're just the Italians but with an S in front of it..
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's nit allowed to use magic.... we've got no chance" - Fred Weasley.
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