Someone on the train just got a call on their mobile...
Not so bad you might think, but the ringtone was the full version of The Final Countdown by Europe - and the poor man just couldn't find his phone.
It was like watching a movie montage of frustrated bag fumbling with an exciting rock soundtrack.
That's a warning to us all.. Be wary of your ringtone.
I prey to god that mine doesn't go off whilst in walking down the carriage. It would be like a weary, ginger bearded Lord of the Sith stomping to the full orchestral version of rhe Darth Vader theme from Star Wars...
I'd then feel obligated to pick a passenger to interrogate with my dark powers and hiss at him to tell me 'where the plans he stole are', and then order the guard to 'make full light speed to Tatooine'.
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