Lucy Locket

Kitty Fisher found it..
There was not a penny in it,
But a ribbon round it.

'Give me back my money, bitch!
Your thieving's really hateful!"
But Kitty didn't like her tone;
"Ho, you should be grateful!
Who loses pockets anyway?
Try sewing them to clothing!
You're pretty dense and don't make sense."
She said with utter loathing.

Then in they flew, these scrapping two
A blur of Fisher/Locket.
Amid the wails and teeth and nails.
Jack Horner pats his coin-filled pocket.