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Warning: lots of knowingly gratuitous swearing. With a kind of a point.

FFFFFfffffffuuuuuuuccccck! FUCK! awfuck awfuck awfuck! Ah! Ah! Ffffffffucking...FUCKING... Aw... Fuck. Shit. Awwwwwww....pfffff. Fuck. Just stubbed my fucking toe.
Fuck that hurts.

wolfie

@wolfie

The Octoberman. All I need is a bottle of Talisker, a keyboard and you. Facebook: Nikarkham www.nikarkham.co.uk

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Aww shit man that's gotta hurt 😳 try having a hair dryer fall on your toe πŸ˜‚πŸ’— hope ur toe (if true) lol is ok lol 😘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚brilliant

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ouch!!! Hope the kids weren't listening πŸ˜±πŸ’‹

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ’ŠπŸ’‰β˜•πŸš‘

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